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Alien Abduction Late T-Shirt

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$31.99
Sale price  $31.99 Regular price  $39.99
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Alien Abduction Late T-Shirt

$31.99
Sale price  $31.99 Regular price  $39.99
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Not happy? We'll make it right faster than Bigfoot disappears.
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Fit & Sizing
  • True-to-size, semi-fitted unisex cut with a clean, slightly tailored shape
  • Prefer a relaxed fit? Size up one size
  • For the best fit, measure your favourite tee and compare it with our size chart 📐
Details & Care
  • Ultra-soft, breathable 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton with a comfortable classic fit
  • Solid colors: 100% cotton; Sport Grey and heather colors contain polyester
  • Durable, seamless construction with shoulder taping and a tear-away label
  • Durable, vintage-inspired distressed print
  • Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low; avoid bleach, dry cleaning, and direct heat on the design
  • Iron or steam on low if needed, avoiding the print
When will I get my order?
Made to Order & Delivery 📦

Each item is printed especially for you within 2–5 business days, helping reduce excess inventory and overproduction. 🌿

Once shipped, delivery typically takes 5–8 business days. Tracking is included so you can follow your order every step of the way. 🗺️

Returns & Refunds
🛡️ Risk-Free Guarantee: No Mysteries, No Hassle

We want you to absolutely love what you uncover at These Old Runes. Buying online can feel like a gamble, so we remove all the risk. If your shirt doesn't fit quite right, isn't what you expected, or arrives with any issues at all, just let us know within 30 days.

We will immediately send you a free replacement size or give you a full refund. Your satisfaction is our absolute priority—no hoops to jump through, no hidden clauses, and zero hassle. 🏛️✨

Running late? Fortunately, intergalactic abduction is a perfectly reasonable excuse. 👽⏰

Meet the “Sorry I’m Late—I Was Abducted” Tee. Featuring a sharply dressed human and his equally well-dressed alien companion casually strolling out of a flying saucer, this design makes an extraterrestrial kidnapping look suspiciously like an ordinary business trip. Blending 1920s–1930s pulp sci-fi artwork with distressed vintage colors, it delivers the perfect excuse with plenty of intergalactic style. 🛸👔

It is the ultimate conversation starter for alien believers, UFO enthusiasts, chronic latecomers, or anyone whose schedule occasionally gets derailed by unexplained aerial phenomena.

Traffic was terrible. The tractor beam was worse. Please excuse the intergalactic delay. 👽🛸

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