Scurvy – when life doesn’t give you lemons 🍋 A cozy vintage 70s-style hoodie with retro vibes, soft feel, and a dark humor twist. Perfect for everyday wear.

Scurvy Life Lemons Hoodie

Sport Grey / S
$55.99
Sale price  $55.99 Regular price  $69.99
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Scurvy – when life doesn’t give you lemons 🍋 A cozy vintage 70s-style hoodie with retro vibes, soft feel, and a dark humor twist. Perfect for everyday wear.
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Scurvy Life Lemons Hoodie

$55.99
Sale price  $55.99 Regular price  $69.99
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🧵 Details

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester (fiber blend varies by color)
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front pouch pocket for maximum cozy utility 🙌
• Rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for a snug fit
• Quarter-turned body to prevent center creasing
• Double-needle stitching for durability 💪

🧼 Care
  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), inside out
  • Wash with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low
  • Avoid high heat to preserve print quality and softness
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not dry clean
  • Iron or steam on low if needed
🚚 When will I get my order?

⏳ Processing Time
Orders are typically processed within 2–5 business days. During busy seasons or holidays, processing may take a little longer.

🗺️ Shipping Time
Once your order ships, delivery typically takes 5–8 business days, depending on your location.

🔍 Returns & Refunds

We want you to love what you uncover at These Old Runes. If your order isn't quite what you expected or arrives with an issue, just let us know within 30 days. We'll make it right with a replacement or a full refund—no mysteries, no hassle.

🌎 Made especially for you

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which means delivery takes a little longer—but making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction. Thanks for supporting more thoughtful purchasing decisions 💛

When life doesn’t give you lemons… you improvise. 😏🍋
Meet the “Scurvy: No Lemons” Hoodie. This design delivers a perfect mix of salty maritime sarcasm and vintage 1970s humor, reimagining history's most infamous vitamin deficiency as a laid-back retro thrift find. Created with a little help from AI 🤖, the artwork features a faded, slightly distressed aesthetic that is guaranteed to get a laugh. It is a wonderfully ridiculous statement piece for those who appreciate dumb-smart history humor and a completely textless, clean graphic look. ⚓✨
It is the ultimate cozy companion for chilly mornings, road trips, or embracing peak couch comfort. ❄️☕
Embrace the absurd. Stay warm. Watch out for scurvy. 🛶🏴☠️

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