Mothman Ominous Coffee T-Shirt
Not happy? We'll make it right faster than Bigfoot disappears.
Size Guide
Fit & Sizing
- True-to-size, semi-fitted unisex cut with a clean, slightly tailored shape
- Prefer a relaxed fit? Size up one size
- For the best fit, measure your favourite tee and compare it with our size chart 📐
Details & Care
- Ultra-soft, breathable 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton with a comfortable classic fit
- Solid colors: 100% cotton; Sport Grey and heather colors contain polyester
- Durable, seamless construction with shoulder taping and a tear-away label
- Durable, vintage-inspired distressed print
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors
- Tumble dry low; avoid bleach, dry cleaning, and direct heat on the design
- Iron or steam on low if needed, avoiding the print
When will I get my order?
Made to Order & Delivery 📦
Each item is printed especially for you within 2–5 business days, helping reduce excess inventory and overproduction. 🌿
Once shipped, delivery typically takes 5–8 business days. Tracking is included so you can follow your order every step of the way. 🗺️
Returns & Refunds
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We want you to absolutely love what you uncover at These Old Runes. Buying online can feel like a gamble, so we remove all the risk. If your shirt doesn't fit quite right, isn't what you expected, or arrives with any issues at all, just let us know within 30 days.
We will immediately send you a free replacement size or give you a full refund. Your satisfaction is our absolute priority—no hoops to jump through, no hidden clauses, and zero hassle. 🏛️✨
Some creatures predict disaster. This one just hasn’t had coffee yet. ☕🔴
Meet the “Ominous Before Coffee” Mothman Tee. Featuring a slightly dishevelled Mothman hunched over the kitchen table, gripping an oversized mug of Point Pleasant Coffee Co. like civilization depends on it, this design blends legendary cryptid folklore with painfully relatable morning energy.
The distressed vintage illustration style gives it the feel of an old-school coffee advertisement—if the spokesperson happened to be a glowing-eyed harbinger of doom.
Perfect for Mothman fans, cryptid hunters, folklore nerds, coffee addicts, and anyone who should probably not be approached before their first cup.
The red eyes aren’t a supernatural warning. He’s just waiting for the caffeine to kick in. ☕👹
Not happy? We'll make it right faster than Bigfoot disappears.