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Remember Who You Are T-Shirt | Funny Vintage T. Rex & Chicken Dinosaur Tee 🦖🐔

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$39.99
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Remember Who You Are T-Shirt | Funny Vintage T. Rex & Chicken Dinosaur Tee 🦖🐔

$39.99
Sale price  $39.99 Regular price 
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👕 Size Guide

True-to-size, semi-fitted unisex cut — a little more tailored through the shoulders, chest, and arms than a traditional boxy tee.

Slightly tapered silhouette — comfortable without feeling overly bulky.

Want a relaxed fit? Size up for extra room on your next historical expedition or cryptid hunt. 🔎👣

💡 Pro tip! Measure one of your favorite tees at home and compare it with the measurements in our size guide to find your perfect fit.

🚚 When will I get my order?

⏳ Processing Time
Orders are typically processed within 2–5 business days. During busy seasons or holidays, processing may take a little longer.

🗺️ Shipping Time
Once your order ships, delivery typically takes 5–8 business days, depending on your location.

🔍 Returns & Refunds

We want you to love what you uncover at These Old Runes. If your order isn't quite what you expected or arrives with an issue, just let us know within 30 days. We'll make it right with a replacement or a full refund—no mysteries, no hassle.

🦖 Remember Who You Are. 🐔

Some creatures rule the prehistoric world.

Others peck around the backyard, panic over absolutely nothing, and occasionally forget they're descended from dinosaurs.

But deep down... the bloodline remembers. 👀🦖

Millions of years ago, enormous theropod dinosaurs dominated the Earth with powerful jaws, razor-sharp teeth, and the confidence that comes from being at the top of the food chain. Today, their feathered descendants scratch for bugs, steal snacks, and sprint across the yard for reasons known only to themselves.

Evolution is humbling like that. 😂🐔

But every once in a while, a humble chicken looks up at the mighty T. rex and remembers:

I come from greatness.

For dinosaur lovers, chicken keepers, paleontology nerds, fossil hunters, science geeks, and anyone who appreciates millions of years of evolution culminating in a bird that will fight you over a blueberry—this one's for you.

Designed in a vintage 1970s travel-poster style, this tee combines prehistoric grandeur, retro adventure vibes, and the deeply inspirational story of one completely ordinary chicken staring respectfully up at its terrifying ancestor. It's the kind of shirt that sparks conversations, gets knowing smiles from fellow dinosaur nerds, and reminds everyone never to underestimate the chicken. 🦖🐔

Whether you're digging for fossils, tending your flock, watching dinosaur documentaries at 2 a.m., or simply trying to reconnect with your own inner apex predator, wear it proudly.

Remember who you are. 😏

👕 Why You'll Love It

• Super soft and lightweight for all-day comfort—from fossil hunting to suspiciously watching chickens and wondering what they're planning

• A conversation starter that helps dinosaur lovers, chicken keepers, and fellow science nerds spot one another in the wild

• Vintage 1970s travel-poster styling for anyone who likes their dinosaurs enormous, their chickens ordinary, and their humor gloriously retro

• The perfect gift for dinosaur enthusiasts, paleontology nerds, backyard chicken keepers, fossil hunters, and anyone who needs a reminder of their prehistoric greatness

Some legends go extinct.

Others just get smaller and start laying eggs. 🐔🦖



🧵Product Details
  • Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
  • Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric with a classic regular fit and crew neckline
  • Vintage-inspired print with a retro distressed aesthetic
  • Perfect for layering or wearing on its own
  • Durable construction featuring shoulder-to-shoulder taping, tubular construction (no side seams), and quarter-turned fabric to prevent center creasing 💪
  • Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort
  • Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors) for an ultra-soft feel
    Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
  • Heather colors: 65% polyester / 35% cotton
  • Made using ethically grown US cotton 🌱
🧼 Product Care
  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), inside out
  • Wash with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low
  • Avoid high heat to preserve print quality and softness
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not dry clean
  • Iron or steam on low if needed
🌎 Made especially for you

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which means delivery takes a little longer—but making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction. Thanks for supporting more thoughtful purchasing decisions 💛

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