Scurvy – When Life Doesn’t Give You Lemons | Vintage 70s Humor T-Shirt
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$39.99
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$39.99
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Scurvy – When Life Doesn’t Give You Lemons | Vintage 70s Humor T-Shirt
$39.99
Sale price
$39.99
Regular price
Not happy? We'll make it right faster than Bigfoot disappears.
Not happy? We'll make it right faster than Bigfoot disappears.
👕 Size Guide
- The Explorer's Fit: True-to-size, semi-fitted unisex cut. It is slightly tailored through the shoulders, chest, and arms so you don't feel lost in a traditional, boxy tee. 🥾🌲
- Tapered Silhouette: Gives you a comfortable, clean look without feeling overly bulky or bunching up under a jacket. 🎒
- Prefer a Relaxed Fit? Size up one full size for extra room and a laid-back look on your next historical expedition or cryptid hunt. 🔎👣
- 💡 Pro Tip for a Perfect Fit: Avoid the mystery! Lay your favorite fitting shirt flat at home, measure it, and compare it to our chart below before checking out. 📐✨
🚚 When will I get my order?
⏳ Small-Batch Crafting (2–5 Business Days)
Every single shirt is custom-printed to order just for you. We don't keep dusty, mass-produced inventory sitting in a giant warehouse. Instead, your piece of history is individually crafted the moment you buy it, keeping our quality high and our footprint small. 🌿✨📦
Secure Transit (5–8 Business Days)
Once your gear leaves our hands, it typically takes 5–8 business days to arrive at your door. Every package comes with a tracking link so you can trace your discovery every step of the way. Legendary pieces take a moment to forge—and they are well worth the wait. 🗺️🔍
🔍 Returns & Refunds
🛡️ Risk-Free Guarantee: No Mysteries, No Hassle
We want you to absolutely love what you uncover at These Old Runes. Buying online can feel like a gamble, so we remove all the risk. If your shirt doesn't fit quite right, isn't what you expected, or arrives with any issues at all, just let us know within 30 days.
We will immediately send you a free replacement size or give you a full refund. Your satisfaction is our absolute priority—no hoops to jump through, no hidden clauses, and zero hassle. 🏛️✨
🧵Product Details
- Ultra-soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort ☁️
- Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric with a classic fit and comfortable crew neckline
- Vintage-inspired distressed print designed to stand the test of time
- Durable construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping, tubular construction (no side seams), and quarter-turned fabric to help reduce creasing 💪
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors) for an exceptionally soft feel
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
- Heather colors: 65% polyester / 35% cotton
- Made using ethically grown US cotton 🌱
🧼 Product Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), inside out
- Wash with similar colors
- Tumble dry low
- Avoid high heat to help preserve the print and fabric softness
- Do not bleach or dry clean
- Iron or steam on low if needed (avoid ironing directly on the design)
🌎 Made especially for you
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which means delivery takes a little longer—but making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction. Thanks for supporting more thoughtful purchasing decisions 💛