{"product_id":"scurvy-when-life-doesnt-give-you-lemons-vintage-70s-humor-hoodie","title":"Scurvy – When Life Doesn’t Give You Lemons | Vintage 70s Humor Hoodie 🍋","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"53\"\u003eWhen life doesn’t give you lemons… you improvise 😏🍋\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"55\" data-end=\"352\"\u003eThis “Scurvy – When Life Doesn’t Give You Lemons” hoodie is the perfect mix of vintage humor, salty sarcasm, and cozy comfort ⚓😂. Inspired by that classic 70s worn-in aesthetic, the design feels like something you’d stumble across in a thrift shop… if sailors had better branding back in the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"354\" data-end=\"578\"\u003eIt’s got that faded, slightly distressed vibe 🎨✨—laid-back, a little ridiculous, and guaranteed to get a laugh (or at least a “wait… what?”). Because nothing says timeless fashion quite like a joke about vitamin deficiency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"580\" data-end=\"791\"\u003eBut beyond the humor, this hoodie is built for real life. Whether you're layering up for chilly mornings, heading out on a road trip, or just embracing peak couch comfort, it’s soft, warm, and reliably cozy ❄️☕.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"793\" data-end=\"1063\"\u003eThe air-jet spun yarn keeps things smooth while reducing pilling (because the only thing rough around here should be your sense of humor 😅). A roomy front pocket, double-lined hood, and durable stitching mean it’s ready for whatever the day throws at you—lemons or not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1065\" data-end=\"1218\"\u003eAnd in a modern twist on old-school vibes, this design was brought to life with a little help from AI 🤖—because even sailors could’ve used better tools.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1220\" data-end=\"1223\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"60\" data-end=\"77\"\u003e👕 \u003cstrong data-start=\"63\" data-end=\"75\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"79\" data-end=\"509\"\u003e• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester (fiber blend varies by color)\u003cbr data-start=\"147\" data-end=\"150\"\u003e• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz\/yd² \/ 271 g\/m²)\u003cbr data-start=\"195\" data-end=\"198\"\u003e• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling\u003cbr data-start=\"253\" data-end=\"256\"\u003e• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord\u003cbr data-start=\"298\" data-end=\"301\"\u003e• Front pouch pocket for maximum cozy utility 🙌\u003cbr data-start=\"349\" data-end=\"352\"\u003e• Rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for a snug fit\u003cbr data-start=\"410\" data-end=\"413\"\u003e• Quarter-turned body to prevent center creasing\u003cbr data-start=\"461\" data-end=\"464\"\u003e• Double-needle stitching for durability 💪\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"511\" data-end=\"514\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"516\" data-end=\"530\"\u003e🧼 \u003cstrong data-start=\"519\" data-end=\"528\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"532\" data-end=\"631\"\u003e• Machine wash cold\u003cbr data-start=\"551\" data-end=\"554\"\u003e• Tumble dry low\u003cbr data-start=\"570\" data-end=\"573\"\u003e• Avoid high heat to maintain softness and print quality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"633\" data-end=\"636\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"638\" data-end=\"659\"\u003e🍋 \u003cstrong data-start=\"641\" data-end=\"657\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"661\" data-end=\"810\"\u003e• People who appreciate dumb-smart humor 😂\u003cbr data-start=\"704\" data-end=\"707\"\u003e• Fans of vintage, retro-inspired designs 🎨\u003cbr data-start=\"751\" data-end=\"754\"\u003e• Anyone who knows life doesn’t always hand out lemons\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1949\" data-end=\"1952\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1954\" data-end=\"2002\"\u003eWear it casually. Stay warm. Embrace the absurd.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2004\" data-end=\"2065\"\u003eBecause sometimes…\u003cbr data-start=\"2022\" data-end=\"2025\"\u003elife just doesn’t give you lemons 😏🍋\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2004\" data-end=\"2065\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🌎 This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which means delivery takes a little longer — but making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction. Thanks for supporting more thoughtful purchasing decisions 💛\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2004\" data-end=\"2065\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0744\/4971\/5394\/files\/Copy_of_Copy_of_Copy_of_Rune_ring_1_Shopify.png?v=1778873914\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"These Old Runes","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47622381666498,"sku":"8935373_5530","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47622381699266,"sku":"8935373_5531","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47622381732034,"sku":"8935373_5532","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47622381764802,"sku":"8935373_5533","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47622381797570,"sku":"8935373_5534","price":71.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47622381830338,"sku":"8935373_5535","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":47622381863106,"sku":"8935373_5536","price":74.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":47622381895874,"sku":"8935373_5537","price":75.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":47622381928642,"sku":"8935373_10806","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":47622381961410,"sku":"8935373_10807","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":47622381994178,"sku":"8935373_10808","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":47622382026946,"sku":"8935373_10809","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":47622382059714,"sku":"8935373_10810","price":71.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":47622382092482,"sku":"8935373_10811","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":47622382125250,"sku":"8935373_10812","price":74.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":47622382158018,"sku":"8935373_10813","price":75.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47622382190786,"sku":"8935373_12989","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47622382223554,"sku":"8935373_12990","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":47622382256322,"sku":"8935373_12991","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":47622382289090,"sku":"8935373_12992","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47622382321858,"sku":"8935373_12993","price":71.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":47622382354626,"sku":"8935373_12994","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":47622382387394,"sku":"8935373_12995","price":74.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":47622382420162,"sku":"8935373_12996","price":75.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47622382452930,"sku":"8935373_5610","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47622382485698,"sku":"8935373_5611","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47622382518466,"sku":"8935373_5612","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47622382551234,"sku":"8935373_5613","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47622382584002,"sku":"8935373_5614","price":71.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":47622382616770,"sku":"8935373_5615","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":47622382649538,"sku":"8935373_5616","price":74.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":47622382682306,"sku":"8935373_5617","price":75.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":47622382715074,"sku":"8935373_12997","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":47622382747842,"sku":"8935373_12998","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":47622382780610,"sku":"8935373_12999","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":47622382813378,"sku":"8935373_13000","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":47622382846146,"sku":"8935373_13001","price":71.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":47622382878914,"sku":"8935373_13002","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0744\/4971\/5394\/files\/Scurvy_When_Life_Doesn_t_Give_You_Lemons_Vintage_70s_Humor_Hoodie_black.jpg?v=1778759622","url":"https:\/\/www.theseoldrunes.com\/products\/scurvy-when-life-doesnt-give-you-lemons-vintage-70s-humor-hoodie","provider":"These Old Runes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}