Scurvy – When Life Doesn’t Give You Lemons | Vintage 70s Humor Hoodie

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester (fiber blend varies by color)
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² / 271 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front pouch pocket for maximum cozy utility 🙌
• Rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for a snug fit
• Quarter-turned body to prevent center creasing
• Double-needle stitching for durability 💪

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), inside out
Wash with similar colors
Tumble dry low
Avoid high heat to preserve print quality and softness
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean
Iron or steam on low if needed

⏳ Processing Time
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🗺️ Shipping Time
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