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When it doesn’t, history has already shown us how that turns out. ⛵☠️\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003eMeet the “Scurvy: No Lemons” Maritime Tee. Serving as a hilarious nutritional warning label, this design pays homage to one of the most infamous hazards of seafaring history. 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