{"product_id":"ominous-before-coffee-mothman-mug-vintage-cryptid-coffee-cup","title":"Mothman Ominous Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome creatures predict disaster. Others just need coffee first.\u003c\/strong\u003e ☕🔴\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the \u003cstrong\u003e“Ominous Before Coffee” Mothman Mug.\u003c\/strong\u003e Featuring a wonderfully dishevelled Mothman clutching an oversized mug of Point Pleasant Coffee Co., this design captures the exact moment when cryptid legend meets dangerously low caffeine levels. With glowing red eyes, distressed vintage detailing, and retro typography, it brings a little supernatural attitude to your morning routine. 👣☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlending classic Mothman folklore with painfully relatable coffee humour, it is the perfect mug for cryptid fans, paranormal enthusiasts, folklore nerds, or anyone who should probably not be approached before their first cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePour the coffee. Avoid eye contact. \u003cstrong\u003eThe omens can wait.\u003c\/strong\u003e ☕👀\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"These Old Runes","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":48783669493954,"sku":"6132140_1320","price":18.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":48783669526722,"sku":"6132140_4830","price":20.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0744\/4971\/5394\/files\/Mothman_Ominous_Coffee_Mug.png?v=1789841633","url":"https:\/\/www.theseoldrunes.com\/products\/ominous-before-coffee-mothman-mug-vintage-cryptid-coffee-cup","provider":"These Old Runes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}