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Part Neanderthal DNA T‑Shirt

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$31.99
Sale price  $31.99 Regular price  $39.99
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Part Neanderthal DNA T‑Shirt

$31.99
Sale price  $31.99 Regular price  $39.99
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Not happy? We'll make it right faster than Bigfoot disappears.
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Fit & Sizing
  • True-to-size, semi-fitted unisex cut with a clean, slightly tailored shape
  • Prefer a relaxed fit? Size up one size
  • For the best fit, measure your favourite tee and compare it with our size chart 📐
Details & Care
  • Ultra-soft, breathable 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton with a comfortable classic fit
  • Solid colors: 100% cotton; Sport Grey and heather colors contain polyester
  • Durable, seamless construction with shoulder taping and a tear-away label
  • Durable, vintage-inspired distressed print
  • Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low; avoid bleach, dry cleaning, and direct heat on the design
  • Iron or steam on low if needed, avoiding the print
When will I get my order?
Made to Order & Delivery 📦

Each item is printed especially for you within 2–5 business days, helping reduce excess inventory and overproduction. 🌿

Once shipped, delivery typically takes 5–8 business days. Tracking is included so you can follow your order every step of the way. 🗺️

Returns & Refunds
🛡️ Risk-Free Guarantee: No Mysteries, No Hassle

We want you to absolutely love what you uncover at These Old Runes. Buying online can feel like a gamble, so we remove all the risk. If your shirt doesn't fit quite right, isn't what you expected, or arrives with any issues at all, just let us know within 30 days.

We will immediately send you a free replacement size or give you a full refund. Your satisfaction is our absolute priority—no hoops to jump through, no hidden clauses, and zero hassle. 🏛️✨

Some discover they are Scandinavian. Others look at society and realize it was all a mistake. 🦴🌋
Meet the “Part Neanderthal DNA” Tee. This design captures a hilarious prehistoric realization, featuring a proud Neanderthal standing against a rugged Ice Age mountain landscape. Blending detailed archaeological engraving style with a distressed 1970s wilderness-poster aesthetic, it is made for anthropology fans, history buffs, and anyone whose ancestry test results raised a few eyebrows. It turns out some of us are just built to embrace our ancient, unrefined origins. 🌲🍖
It is the ultimate conversation starter for late-night research rabbit holes, museum wandering, or sitting around a campfire. 🥾⛺
Skip the modern drama. Embrace your prehistoric side. 🔎🎨

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