GOING PLACES UFO T-Shirt | Vintage Retro Alien Abduction Tee 🛸
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GOING PLACES UFO T-Shirt | Vintage Retro Alien Abduction Tee 🛸
$39.99
Sale price
$39.99
Regular price
Not happy? We'll make it right faster than Bigfoot disappears.
Not happy? We'll make it right faster than Bigfoot disappears.
👕 Size Guide
• True-to-size, semi-fitted unisex cut — a little more tailored through the shoulders, chest, and arms than a traditional boxy tee.
• Slightly tapered silhouette — comfortable without feeling overly bulky.
• Want a relaxed fit? Size up for extra room on your next historical expedition or cryptid hunt. 🔎👣
💡 Pro tip! Measure one of your favorite tees at home and compare it with the measurements in our size guide to find your perfect fit.
🚚 When will I get my order?
⏳ Processing Time
Orders are typically processed within 2–5 business days. During busy seasons or holidays, processing may take a little longer.
🗺️ Shipping Time
Once your order ships, delivery typically takes 5–8 business days, depending on your location.
🔍 Returns & Refunds
We want you to love what you uncover at These Old Runes. If your order isn't quite what you expected or arrives with an issue, just let us know within 30 days. We'll make it right with a replacement or a full refund—no mysteries, no hassle.
🛸 GOING PLACES. 🛸
Some people dream of traveling the world.
Others are hoping to skip the airport entirely. 👽✨
For decades, people have reported strange lights in the sky, mysterious encounters, and the unsettling feeling that someone—or something—is watching from above. Coincidence?
Maybe.
Or maybe your vacation itinerary has already been chosen for you. 😏
This tee is for the UFO enthusiasts, stargazers, conspiracy theorists, late-night sky watchers, and anyone who automatically looks up when they hear something unusual overhead.
Designed in a vintage 1970s sci-fi travel poster style, it captures the timeless image of a lone traveler being beamed aboard a waiting spacecraft beneath a star-filled sky. Equal parts retro adventure, classic UFO folklore, and perfectly questionable decision-making, it's guaranteed to spark conversations wherever you land.
Whether you're road-tripping through the desert, camping under the stars, disappearing into another internet rabbit hole, or simply waiting for your ride to arrive from somewhere beyond this planet, wear it proudly. 🛸🌙
👕 Why You'll Love It
• Super soft and lightweight for all-day comfort—from earthly adventures to unexpected extraterrestrial pickups
• A conversation starter that lets fellow UFO believers and sci-fi fans know they've found their people
• Vintage 1970s travel-poster styling with timeless retro colors and distressed artwork
• The perfect gift for alien enthusiasts, astronomy lovers, conspiracy buffs, and anyone who's always felt a little... out of this world
Some people collect passport stamps.
Others just wait for the beam of light. 👽✨
🧵Product Details
- Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
- Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric with a classic regular fit and crew neckline
- Vintage-inspired print with a retro distressed aesthetic
- Perfect for layering or wearing on its own
- Durable construction featuring shoulder-to-shoulder taping, tubular construction (no side seams), and quarter-turned fabric to prevent center creasing 💪
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors) for an ultra-soft feel
Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester - Heather colors: 65% polyester / 35% cotton
- Made using ethically grown US cotton 🌱
🧼 Product Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), inside out
- Wash with similar colors
- Tumble dry low
- Avoid high heat to preserve print quality and softness
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
- Iron or steam on low if needed
🌎 Made especially for you
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which means delivery takes a little longer—but making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction. Thanks for supporting more thoughtful purchasing decisions 💛