First of All, I’m a Delight T-Shirt | Funny Vintage Wendigo Cryptid Tee 👹🌲
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First of All, I’m a Delight T-Shirt | Funny Vintage Wendigo Cryptid Tee 👹🌲
$39.99
Sale price
$39.99
Regular price
👕 Size Guide
• True-to-size, semi-fitted unisex cut — a little more tailored through the shoulders, chest, and arms than a traditional boxy tee.
• Slightly tapered silhouette — comfortable without feeling overly bulky.
• Want a relaxed fit? Size up for extra room on your next historical expedition or cryptid hunt. 🔎👣
💡 Pro tip! Measure one of your favorite tees at home and compare it with the measurements in our size guide to find your perfect fit.
🧵Product Details
- Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
- Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric with a classic regular fit and crew neckline
- Vintage-inspired print with a retro distressed aesthetic
- Perfect for layering or wearing on its own
- Durable construction featuring shoulder-to-shoulder taping, tubular construction (no side seams), and quarter-turned fabric to prevent center creasing 💪
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors) for an ultra-soft feel
Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester - Heather colors: 65% polyester / 35% cotton
- Made using ethically grown US cotton 🌱
🧼 Product Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), inside out
- Wash with similar colors
- Tumble dry low
- Avoid high heat to preserve print quality and softness
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
- Iron or steam on low if needed
🚚 When will I get my order?
⏳ Processing Time
Orders are typically processed within 2–5 business days. During busy seasons or holidays, processing may take a little longer.
🗺️ Shipping Time
Once your order ships, delivery typically takes 5–8 business days, depending on your location.
🔍 Returns & Refunds
We want you to love what you uncover at These Old Runes. If your order isn't quite what you expected or arrives with an issue, just let us know within 30 days. We'll make it right with a replacement or a full refund—no mysteries, no hassle.
🌎 Made especially for you
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which means delivery takes a little longer—but making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction. Thanks for supporting more thoughtful purchasing decisions 💛
🌲 First of All, I’m a Delight. 🌲
Some cryptids hide in the shadows.
Others emerge from the deep, dark wilderness with antlers, claws, a terrifying skeletal face... and the confidence of someone who knows they are an absolute delight. 😏
Deep in the forests of North American folklore lurks the Wendigo—a chilling supernatural creature whose legend has been told for generations. Associated with endless hunger, isolation, and the unforgiving wilderness, it's exactly the sort of creature you don't want to encounter alone in the woods.
But first of all... rude.
Maybe you just haven't taken the time to get to know him. 👀🌲
For the cryptid hunters, folklore fanatics, horror lovers, paranormal investigators, and anyone who hears a strange noise in the forest and immediately thinks I should probably investigate that—this one's for you.
Designed in a vintage 1970s wilderness-poster style, this tee combines eerie cryptid folklore, retro adventure vibes, and a gloriously inappropriate amount of self-confidence. It's the kind of shirt that sparks conversations, gets knowing smiles from fellow cryptid nerds, and lets everyone know that despite all available evidence to the contrary, you are, in fact, a delight.
Whether you're wandering through dark forests, researching obscure folklore at 2 a.m., searching for creatures that allegedly don't exist, or simply trying to convince everyone that your questionable personality traits are actually part of your charm, wear it proudly. 🌲👹
👕 Why You'll Love It
• Super soft and lightweight for all-day comfort—from casual cryptid hunts to suspicious walks in the woods
• A conversation starter that helps fellow folklore and cryptid lovers spot one another in the wild
• Vintage 1970s styling for anyone who likes their cryptids creepy, their humor dry, and their T-shirts gloriously retro
• The perfect gift for cryptid enthusiasts, folklore nerds, horror fans, and anyone who is, objectively, an absolute delight
Some creatures haunt the wilderness.
Others just have a bad reputation. 😏🌲